haircutter

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A person who shaves your head like it's a crime and uses a comb that's been in the same place since the '90s.
My barber cut my hair so bad I looked like a raccoon that lost a bet.
The haircutter at the mall doesn't know the difference between a clipper and a hair dryer.
He cut my hair and now I have to wear a hat to hide my bald spot.
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A girl who thinks she's hot stuff because she knows 40k millionaires and cuts hair for a living. Still lives in her hometown like it's the only place that matters.
She cuts hair and texts her ex while doing it. Classic.
She works at a tanning salon and thinks that makes her a influencer.
She’s been in the same town for 10 years and still acts like she’s new.
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A person who cuts hair for anyone, no matter what they look like. Doesn’t care if you’re a man, woman, or something in between.
The haircutter cut my hair and didn’t even ask what I wanted.
She cut my brother’s hair and now he looks like a bad wig commercial.
He cuts hair for everyone, even if they’re screaming in the middle of it.
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