Haircut Weekend

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the morning after you’ve been out partying like a kid who just got a new toy and you’re horrified because everyone you know got a haircut and now you look like a hot dog in a blender
My mom came to school looking like a squirrel got into her hair.
My cousin got a fade so sharp it could cut glass.
My teacher looked like a robot that just got a software update.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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when you come back from a long weekend and everyone you know got a new do and you feel like you’re the only person who still looks like a raccoon who got hit by a car
My brother got a buzz cut so short I could see his brain.
My friend got a purple fade and now she looks like a neon sign.
My neighbor got a mohawk and now he looks like he just escaped from a prison.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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the worst feeling in the world when you come back from a break and everyone got a haircut and you still look like you got in a fight with a hedgehog
My sister got a pink bob and now she looks like a candy cane.
My dad got a combover so bad it looks like he’s trying to hide a tumor.
My friend got a mullet and now he looks like he got stuck in a blender.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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that annoying time when you come back from a break and your friends all got new haircuts and you look like you got hit by a vacuum cleaner
My brother got a undercut so sharp it could cut steel.
My friend got a blonde streak and now she looks like a disco ball.
My mom got a ponytail and now she looks like a giraffe.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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when you come back from a weekend and everyone you know got a haircut and you still look like a dog who got stuck in a laundry machine
My cousin got a fade so bad it looks like he got attacked by a hedgehog.
My friend got a green dye job and now she looks like a neon sign.
My dad got a beard and now he looks like a mountain man.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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the moment you come back from a break and everyone got a haircut and you still look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck
My sister got a bob so short I could see her neck.
My friend got a blue streak and now she looks like a rainbow.
My brother got a beard and now he looks like a lumberjack.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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