Haircut Monday

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The Monday after a weekend when your coworkers or classmates all got haircuts and look like they tried to escape a barber shop and failed.

My coworker came in with a bald spot and a mustache. I thought he lost a bet.

My teacher showed up with pink hair. I thought she dyed it with ketchup.

My best friend had a fade so sharp it could cut paper.

The Monday when everyone in your office or classroom looks like they got their hair hacked by a drunk robot.

My boss came in with a buzz cut that looked like a hedge trimmer exploded.

My classmate had a mullet so bad it could start a fire.

My neighbor got a mohawk that looked like a flamingo pecked his head.

The Monday when your coworkers or classmates all look like they were tortured by a barber with a grudge.

My coworker came in with a beard and a haircut so bad it looked like a war zone.

My sister had a ponytail so long it could strangle a horse.

My friend got a haircut so bad it made his face look like a potato.

The Monday when everyone in your office or school looks like they tried to style their hair with a chainsaw.

My boss had a haircut that looked like he got hit by a lawn mower.

My teacher came in with a hairdo so messy it could hide a raccoon.

My brother had a beard so wild it looked like a jungle.

The Monday when your coworkers or classmates all look like they were forced to get a haircut by a sadistic barber.

My coworker came in with a haircut so bad it looked like a dog chewed it.

My classmate had a haircut that looked like a tornado hit his head.

My friend had a hairdo so weird it made him look like a alien.