Haircut Fallout

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When your hair looks so bad after the cut people yell at you like you stole their lunch money.

My barber cut my hair so short I look like a chicken that got hit by a car.

My mom said my hair looks like a mop that got stepped on.

My friend texted me: 'You look like a raccoon that lost its fur.'

The loud reaction people have when your new haircut is so bad it makes them cry.

My uncle screamed, 'You look like a lost sock!' after my haircut.

My teacher said, 'I’ve seen worse than this in the principal’s office.'

My dog ran away when I showed him my new do.

When your haircut is so bad it causes a full-blown argument at the dinner table.

My dad said, 'You look like a hedgehog that got hit by a truck!'

My sister said, 'That’s the worst haircut since the 80s.'

My brother said, 'I don’t even recognize you anymore.'

When your new haircut makes people so mad they start texting you in all caps.

My friend texted me, 'WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?!!' in all caps.

My mom said, 'I’M GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T FIX YOUR HAIR.'

My neighbor yelled, 'YOU LOOK LIKE A MELON THAT GOT CUT IN HALF!'

When your haircut is so bad it makes people think you’re trying to hide from the police.

My friend said, 'You look like you’re trying to disappear.'

My teacher said, 'You’re hiding from the cops, aren’t you?'

My cousin said, 'You look like you’ve been in a fight with a hedgehog.'

When your haircut is so bad people start drawing pictures of you with a marker.

My cousin drew a picture of me with a beard and a mustache.

My brother drew a goat on my head.

My sister drew a hat that looked like a trash can.