Haircist

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When you despise someone so much just because of their hair color it feels like they personally wronged you.

My cousin has red hair and I hate her more than my ex.

I saw a guy with purple hair and I screamed at him like he stole my lunch money.

My teacher gave me a D because my hair was brown and she thought I was lazy.

Being so angry at someone because of their hair color that you want to punch them in the face.

I saw my friend’s brother with green hair and I almost threw my soda at him.

My neighbor has black hair and I think he’s the devil.

I got into a fight with my dog because it has white hair and I thought it was mocking me.

When you’re so mad about someone’s hair color that you start a full-blown feud just for it.

My mom and my aunt are fighting because one has blonde hair and the other has brunette hair.

I started a war with my best friend because he dyed his hair pink.

My brother and I are still not talking because he shaved his head and I think it’s a insult.

Hating someone so much because of their hair color that you think they’re trying to ruin your life.

My coworker has silver hair and I think she’s trying to steal my job.

I don’t like my boss because he has gray hair and I think he’s too old to be bossy.

I think my crush is trying to sabotage me because he has blue hair.

Being so obsessed with hating someone’s hair color that you ignore everything else they do.

I don’t even care about my friend’s grades because he has orange hair.

I skipped class just to tell my teacher that her hair color is wrong.

I wouldn’t talk to my dog because it has brown hair and I think it’s the worst.