haircape

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A messy mop of hair that hangs like a dead dog's tail from your back and shoulders. It looks like you fell into a hairball and couldn’t get out.

My cousin’s haircape looks like a raccoon threw a tantrum in his head.

I told my boss his haircape was making the office look like a prison.

My dog’s haircape is worse than mine.

That hair you have behind your head that looks like it was dragged through mud and then cursed you for it.

My haircape is so bad, my mom thinks I’m possessed.

He walks in with his haircape, and I instantly know he’s trouble.

My haircape is the reason I got detention.

The ugly part of your hair that hangs in back like it’s trying to hide from the world and failing miserably.

My haircape is so bad, even the janitor avoids me.

She walks in with her haircape, and I know she’s gonna ruin my day.

I don’t care how cool my hair is, that haircape is a disgrace.

The part of your hair that drapes over your back like a sad curtain, and it’s definitely not a mullet.

My haircape is like a sad curtain from a discount theater.

He’s got a haircape so bad, it’s a crime.

My haircape makes me look like I failed a hair test.

A hair disaster that hangs behind your head like it’s been abandoned and left to rot.

My haircape looks like it’s been abandoned and left to rot.

Her haircape is so bad, it’s like a punishment from God.

That haircape is the reason I hate Mondays.