haircake

My cousin is a haircake. He walks in and I want to throw up.

She’s the haircake of the group chat. Always messing with people.

That guy at the bar was a haircake. I left before he said anything.

My teacher is a haircake. She stares at you and you feel bad.

He’s the haircake of the office. No one talks to him.

My neighbor is a haircake. She yells at the mailman like he owes her money.

My brother is a haircake. He eats cereal out of the box and doesn’t brush his teeth.

That girl is a haircake. She wears the same socks every day.

My boss is a haircake. He talks to the ceiling like it’s his friend.

My friend is a haircake. She talks to plants and thinks they listen.

He’s the haircake of the class. He doesn’t know how to spell his name.

That guy is a haircake. He wears a hat inside and nobody knows why.

My mom is a haircake. She sings in the shower and talks to the dog.

That kid is a haircake. He wears socks with sandals and doesn’t care.

My uncle is a haircake. He thinks the TV is alive and it’s watching him.