Hairbutt

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A fancy word for a butt covered in hair like a wild animal's butt.
My cousin's Hairbutt looks like a raccoon sat on him and never left.
I saw a guy in the gym with a Hairbutt so big it had its own Instagram page.
My dog thinks my Hairbutt is a new toy.
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When your butt looks like it's been shaven by a madman and then left in the sun.
She walked in with a Hairbutt that could start a riot.
My Hairbutt is so bad, my mom calls it the 'Hairy Horror.'
He got a Hairbutt so bad, the barber quit mid-cut.
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A butt so hairy, it could take on a whole army by itself.
My Hairbutt is so legendary, it has its own fan club.
He came in with a Hairbutt that made the whole gym pause.
I’ve got a Hairbutt so bad, my ex texts me every Sunday to laugh at it.
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