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a guy who can't keep his pants on and tries to seduce his best friend every time he sees her
He messaged her at 2 AM asking if she wanted to 'do something' while his girlfriend was asleep.
He tried to kiss her at the grocery store when she was getting cereal.
He asked her to be his 'girlfriend' in front of everyone at the party.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a man who thinks every woman he knows is his future wife and acts like it
He told his coworker he was going to propose to her during lunch.
He asked his neighbor if she wanted to 'start a family' while she was mowing the lawn.
He texted his sister's friend and said he was in love with her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a guy who's always trying to get in her pants and won't stop talking about it
He kept telling his friend about how he wanted to 'french-kiss' her at work.
He asked her out in front of the whole class during lunch.
He texted her a picture of his 'dick' and said he wanted to 'get her off'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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