HAIRBRAIDER

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a person who takes your hair and turns it into a fancy knot while talking nonsense and cussing like a sailor
My hair braider said my hair looked like a tangled mess and I looked like a lost dog.
She told me my hair was 'messed up like a raccoon's nest after a fight.'
She cussed me out for not letting her finish my braid because I kept moving.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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the person who puts your hair into a braid and says the worst things you’ve ever heard
She called my hair 'a dead animal's tail' and I almost cried.
She told me I looked like a kid who just got chased by a goat.
She said my braid was 'worse than my math test.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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the person who braids your hair and yells at you for being a clumsy mess
She yelled at me because I moved and messed up her braid.
She said I was 'the worst customer she ever had.'
She called me a 'hair disaster in human form.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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