Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so wasted you end up passed out in a box full of hair stuff like it's your new bed

I tried to braid my hair and ended up in the box like a dead rat

I woke up in the hair box with a noodle in my mouth

My friend thought I was hiding from the cops in the hair box

2

You’re so trashed you fall asleep in your hair box and forget it’s not a mattress

I tried to do a blowout and ended up in the hair box like a drunk turtle

My hair box is now my second home

I woke up in the hair box with a comb stuck in my head

3

So wasted you think your hair box is a spaceship and you're launching to Mars

I thought I was going to Mars in my hair box and ended up face-down in glue

I tried to launch in the hair box and it smelled like a dumpster fire

My hair box is my spaceship and I’m the only one who knows

4

So smashed you end up in your hair box like it’s a jail cell and you’re the worst prisoner

I got locked in the hair box and I’m still trying to escape

I think my hair box is a jail and I’m the worst prisoner ever

I tried to break out of the hair box and I just made a mess

5

You're so wasted you think the hair box is a food truck and you're eating your hair

I thought the hair box was a food truck and I ate my own hair

I tried to order fries from the hair box and it just gave me glitter

I think I'm eating hair and it tastes like regret

6

So drunk you end up in the hair box and you think you’re in a karaoke bar singing to your hair

I was in the hair box singing to my hair like it was my backup band

I thought my hair was singing and it was just me being loud

I tried to karaoke in the hair box and it just smelled like a bad hair day