Hairbelly

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A huge, messy pile of black hair on your stomach around your belly button. It looks like a rat’s nest exploded in your gut.

My cousin has a hairbelly so big, it’s like he’s wearing a rug on his gut.

I saw my teacher’s hairbelly and almost threw up during lunch.

That guy has a hairbelly so thick, I swear it’s got its own zip code.

A mountain of black hair on your stomach that smells like old socks and regret.

My brother’s hairbelly is so bad, it makes the dog run away.

I asked my mom about my hairbelly, and she said, 'I don’t even know what you are.'

That guy’s hairbelly looks like it’s been sitting there for 20 years.

A hairy mess on your stomach so bad, it could make a monster cry.

My hairbelly is so bad, I’ve got a nickname: The Hairbelly King.

I don’t brush my hairbelly. I just yell at it.

My hairbelly is so thick, I could live in it.