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A team leader who talks like he's about to bench you for no reason and makes you think every sentence is a setup for the worst news ever.
'I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.', That was a warning.
He said 'we're going to talk about this later', I got benched the next day.
He said 'you did good today', then I got benched the next day.
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A leader who uses every word like it's a punchline to the joke of you getting benched.
He said 'I'm not mad', I knew I was in trouble.
He said 'you're doing fine', then he benched me.
He said 'we're all in this together', I got benched the next day.
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A team leader who makes you feel like every sentence he says is the setup to you getting benched.
He said 'you're not the only one who gets benched', I got benched that day.
He said 'you're doing great', I got benched the next day.
He said 'I don't hate you', I got benched that day.
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A leader who says things like 'you're not the only one' and then benches you for no reason.
He said 'you're not the only one who gets benched', I got benched that day.
He said 'I'm not mad', I got benched the next day.
He said 'you're doing fine', I got benched the next day.
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A team leader who talks like he's about to bench you and you know it's coming.
He said 'we're all in this together', I got benched that day.
He said 'you're not the only one', I got benched that day.
He said 'I'm not mad', I got benched the next day.
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