Hairbanger

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A hair stylist who’s so obsessed with their job they probably think hair is more important than food and oxygen.

I haven’t eaten in three days. I’ve been blow-drying strangers’ hair since breakfast.

My clients are my family. My scissors are my kids.

I got fired from my job because I colored my boss’s hair during a meeting.

A person who shaves their head and then spends all day yelling at people’s hair.

I told my client his hair looked like a raccoon’s butt. He cried. I won.

I spent 10 minutes fighting a curl iron. It was worth it.

I don’t know how to live without a straightener.

A hair stylist who would rather die than let someone else touch their clients’ hair.

I took a client’s hair and turned it into a nightmare. They’re still mad.

I once yelled at a hair dryer. It was a war.

I wouldn’t let my mom touch my client’s hair. She’s a bad influence.

A person who thinks hair is the most important thing in life and probably spends all their money on hair products.

I bought 10 different shampoos last week. I don’t know why I’m broke.

I would rather lose my job than let my client’s hair look bad.

I named my hair dryer ‘Bob.’ He’s my best friend.

A hair stylist who spends more time on their clients’ hair than they do on their own life.

I haven’t seen my kid in two weeks. I was doing a client’s hair.

I once stayed up until 3 a. m. just to finish a client’s extensions.

I forgot my own birthday because I was doing a client’s hair.

A person who lives for hair and would probably murder someone if they messed up their client’s hair.

I once yelled at a client’s hair. It was a full-blown argument.

I would rather die than let someone else cut my client’s hair.

I once took a client’s hair and turned it into a disaster. They’re still mad.