Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pass up sex because your cat barfed all over the sheets like it was a crime scene.

My cat puked on the bed. No way I'm getting it on tonight.

She threw up right before our date. I left.

I skipped sex because my cat puked on the bed like it was a murder mystery.

2

A silly word used to call people who are going absolutely f**king nuts. The more they lose their mind, the more of a Hairball they are.

He was a f**king Hairball at the party. Wild as hell.

She was a Hairball after the third drink.

That guy was a Hairball. He was screaming at a pizza.

3

A crazy situation that makes your brain feel like it's melting. You might even say f**king Hairball to make it extra funny.

This was a f**king Hairball. I had no idea what was happening.

The day was a Hairball. I was confused.

That meeting was a Hairball. I wanted to leave.

4

When you throw stuff out of a truck like you're in a war and trying to survive.

He did a Hairball from the back of the truck. It was wild.

She threw all the boxes out like it was a war.

He Hairballed the whole load. It was a mess.

5

What your cat pukes up. Usually in front of guests or during dinner. Sometimes both.

My cat Hairballed during dinner. I was embarrassed.

He threw up right in front of my mom. That was a Hairball.

My cat puked on my guests. It was a Hairball.

6

When someone licks the pussy and ends up with hair in their mouth. It's gross and sometimes funny.

He licked the pussy and got hair in his mouth. That was a Hairball.

She Hairballed during a kiss. It was weird.

He licked and got hair in his mouth. It was a Hairball.

7

A man who looks like a bear. All hair and no brains.

That guy is a Hairball. He has more hair than a bear.

He’s a Hairball. He looks like a wild animal.

He’s a Hairball. I don’t know how he fits in his clothes.