hairbag'n

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Hairbag'n is when a bunch of idiot skiers from the 70s to the 90s went off into the wilds to chase snow like it was their last meal. They climbed way up in Colorado, where the air is thin and the slopes are steep enough to knock your teeth out.
My uncle was a hairbag'n. He got buried in an avalanche and still talks about it like it was a party.
Hairbag'n is the reason why I hate ski slopes. They went where no one should go.
My cousin said he saw a hairbag'n group skiing on a slope so steep, it looked like it was going to fall over.
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Hairbag'n is a bunch of lunatic skiers who took skiing to the extreme. They went to places so far off the map, they probably invented avalanches just to get a good laugh.
That hairbag'n group skied so high, they must've been born in the clouds.
My friend got in trouble for imitating a hairbag'n. He skied straight off a cliff.
Hairbag'n is like sublicense for skiers who think they're invincible.
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Hairbag'n is when a group of skiers went so far off the beaten path, they probably didn't know the meaning of the word 'bounds'. They were like snow junkies, chasing powder like it was heroin.
Hairbag'n is the reason why the mountains are so tired. They keep going up there every day.
That hairbag'n group skied so fast, the snow got jealous and tried to catch up.
My brother is a hairbag'n. He doesn’t know what a 'bound' is. He just skis like it’s a free-for-all.
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