Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Upstate NY slang for people who think they're still cool because they remember when Bon Jovi was a nobody.

My cousin's a Hairbag. He still wears his 80s hair like it's a fashion statement.

At the local diner, they all talk about how they used to rock out to Def Leppard.

My uncle said he still knows all the lyrics to 'Livin' on a Prayer' by heart.

2

A cop who's been on the beat so long, he's bitter, tired, and has no life outside of complaining.

That cop at the corner just yelled at a kid for jaywalking. He's been doing that for 40 years.

He came in late again. Typical Hairbag behavior.

He's the reason everyone else has to work harder.

3

A guy with a hairdo so long, it looks like it was glued to his back by a glue factory.

That guy walks in and I think he’s a flamingo with hair.

He looked like he got hit by a hairbrush and didn’t know it.

He has more hair than a cat that lives in a salon.

4

If it's your Hairbag, it's the only thing that makes your whole day worth it.

Every time he shows up, I forget all my problems.

His Hairbag is so good, it gives me life.

I wait for his Hairbag like it's my birthday.

5

A 1970s pubic bush that’s so packed, it looks like it’s about to start a riot.

He had a pubic bush so big, it looked like it was ready to explode.

His Hairbag looked like a forest in there.

You could’ve built a house in that Hairbag.

6

A fireman who only comes to work to eat, sleep, and complain about everyone else.

He’s the reason we have to do all the work. That Hairbag just sits there.

He’s been working there 30 years and still doesn’t know how to turn on the fire truck.

He eats more than he works. That Hairbag needs to lose some weight.

7

A person who can’t be happy about anything, even when it’s raining and the world is on fire.

He’s been complaining since the day he was born. That Hairbag never stops.

He’s the reason I’ve lost my will to live.

He’s like a broken record. That Hairbag just keeps going.