Hairarchy

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Your hair gone feral. It's like a wild animal ran through your scalp and left a mess. It's also a form of rebellion against boring hair.

My hair looked like a raccoon had a party in my head.

I dyed my hair pink and my mom said I was a disgrace.

My hair is so wild, my dog hides from it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A group of hair stylists who swear by rules but then throw them out the window to make your hair look like it was exploded and then glitter was poured on it.

My stylist made my hair look like a neon explosion.

She said my hair was a ‘glitter bomb’ waiting to go off.

I walked in with straight hair and walked out with a firework.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A fancy way of saying people with good hair think they're better than you. They've been shaving heads for centuries to make you feel like a loser.

My boss said I had ‘bad hair’ and I should be ashamed.

My dad got a buzz cut because he thought I was too good for him.

My hair is so good, my ex came back just to see it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A way to rank your body hair like it's a popularity contest. Who has the best eyebrows? Who has the worst armpit hair? It's like a beauty pageant for your body.

My armpit hair is the worst, but my eyebrows are the best.

I ranked my leg hair and it came in last place.

My chest hair is a rockstar, my head hair is a toddler.

by Slangipedia 15d ago