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My hair is a disaster. I used six products to make it look like I know what I'm doing.

I have more hair tools than I have fingers.

I spent $50 on hair stuff. My hair still looks like a raccoon had a fight in it.

I have a full set of hair gadgets. My head is still mostly empty.

I use a glue gun and a comb to make my hair look like it's not falling off.

I’ve used so many hair products my face is now a sticky mess.

I have a hair iron, a curler, and a magic wand. My hair still looks like a mess.

I put on a hair mask and a serum. My hair looked like it had a second life.

I used five products to style my hair. It looked like a rock star. I looked like a fool.

I used a brush, a spray, and a comb. My hair still looked like a dog chewed it.

I spent $20 on hair products. My hair looked like it was worth $2.

I used a straightener and a curler. My hair looked like it had a brain.

I used a gel, a mousse, and a serum. My hair still looked like it was about to quit.

I put on a hair spray and a comb. My hair looked like it had a job.

I used a brush and a straightener. My hair looked like it was pretending to be alive.

I used a curler, a comb, and a serum. My hair still looked like a total mess.

I spent 10 minutes on my hair. It looked like I had 10 seconds to live.

I used three products to style my hair. It looked like it had a death wish.