Hairam

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A Hairam is a girl who gags like a sick goat and makes stupid noises on the phone. She's always laughing like a maniac and will make you edit stuff you hate.
I called my mom and she started gagging and went *bleh* like a goat. I was laughing so hard I fell off the couch.
My Hairam friend made me edit her essay. It was about how pizza is a vegetable. I died.
She texted me mid-gag and said, 'I’m doing this for you!' I don’t even know what that means.
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A Hairam is someone who trips and falls in public like it's their job. They never fall on their knees, probably because they’re too clumsy to do that right.
I saw my Hairam friend fall in the grocery store. She landed on her face. The bread fell on her head.
At the park, my Hairam cousin tripped over a tree root and face-planted into a bench.
My Hairam brother fell in the school hallway and got a paper cut from the floor. He cried like a baby.
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