hair whore

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A person who can't stop touching every single hair on everyone in the room, like they're trying to get a free head massage.
I saw her at the mall. She touched my hair like I was a damn mop.
She patted my brother's head like he was a dog.
She even ran her fingers through the barista's hair while she was making my coffee.
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Thin, stringy hair that looks like it was pulled from a bag of spaghetti, usually the color of a sunburn.
Her hair looked like it had been through a blender and then a fire.
He had that spaghetti hair, and it looked like it was about to fall out.
She dyed it blonde, but it looked like a bad prank.
3
The messy, flat hair on the back of a girl’s head after she got pounded like a sack of potatoes.
He looked like he had been hit with a baseball bat and then left in a sauna.
Her hair looked like a pancake that had been stepped on.
She looked like a fried egg after a wrestling match.
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The New Jersey girls who think scrunching their hair and making it look like a hay bale is the height of attractiveness. They also use a blow dryer like it’s a weapon.
She looked like a cow that had been hit with a hair dryer and a comb.
Her hair looked like it had been baked in an oven and then stepped on.
She looked like she had been in a fight with a hay bale and a hair dryer.
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A girl with bleached blonde hair and a black underlayer that looks like she got run over by a train and then dyed it.
She looked like a snow cone that had been hit by a black hole.
Her hair was like a war zone between two colors.
She had the look of someone who tried to be cool and ended up being a disaster.
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