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A fake hair disaster glued to black women’s heads. It’s usually from some fake blonde who thinks she’s a hair goddess. White women don’t wear it. They’re too busy being perfect.
My weave is so bad it looks like it was glued on by a drunk raccoon.
My mom’s weave is so thick it’s like she has a hat made of hair.
That weave is so fake, it’s like it was stolen from a blonde who didn’t want it.