Hair Waters

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When a guy with leg hair like a goat wears high waters and looks like he just escaped from a jail cell.
My cousin’s legs look like a hairball factory exploded.
He wore high waters and looked like he was trying to hide a raccoon.
His legs are so hairy, I think he’s related to a wolf.
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When someone’s legs are so hairy, they could be mistaken for a tree full of beards.
That guy’s legs look like a forest.
She wore high waters and looked like a bear walked into a sock factory.
His legs are so hairy, I think he’s part of a tribe.
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When someone’s hair is so dark, it looks like it was dipped in mud and left in a river for a week.
His hair is so dark, it looks like it was stolen from a cave.
She’s got the kind of hair that could scare a vampire.
That guy’s hair is so black, it could swallow a lightbulb.
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