hair wank

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grabbing some chick's hair and wrapping it around your weenie then using her face and your hand to blast your cum all over her hair making it look like a tangled mess.

I did hair wank in the parking lot and her hair looked like a spiderweb.

My cousin tried hair wank and now his hair is stuck to her face.

I did hair wank on my teacher and now her hair looks like a rat's nest.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

sneaking up on a grumpy old man with a bald head and snipping off a piece of his hair and using it to jerk off while he’s too tired to notice.

I did hair wank on my grandpa and he just said 'I need a nap.'

I snuck into my uncle's room and did hair wank while he was snoring.

I did hair wank on my neighbor and he didn't even wake up.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

cutting off a fresh piece of hair from a sleeping angel and using it to rub your cock while you imagine you're in heaven.

I did hair wank on an angel and it felt like heaven.

I snuck into the angel's room and did hair wank while he was dreaming.

I got fresh angel hair and it made my cum feel like it was from heaven.

by Slangipedia 2d ago