Hair Tumor

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A huge, ugly lump in your hair that happens when you mess up your style so bad it looks like your head exploded.

My hair tumor is so big it’s blocking my view of the TV.

I tried to do a fade and now my hair has a tumor the size of a tennis ball.

My hair tumor is so bad my dog won’t stop sniffing it.

A nasty ball of hair that grows when you use too much gel and not enough brain.

I used gel like it was going out of style and now I have a hair tumor.

My hair tumor is so sticky it’s like my hair is married to the gel.

I tried to look cool and now my hair has a tumor that won’t stop looking at me.

A big, ugly mess in your hair that happens when you try to style it and your brain is on vacation.

My hair tumor is so bad it looks like a raccoon attacked my head.

I tried to do a combover and now I have a hair tumor the size of a sandwich.

My brain was on vacation, so my hair tumor was born.