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When the bathroom stall flushes like it's got a goddamn vendetta every time you move a little, even though you're still doing your business and it's not even close to being done.

I was halfway through my snack and it flushed like I committed a crime.

I was trying to be stealthy and it flushed like I screamed my name.

I had the audacity to stand up and it flushed like I insulted its mother.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The stall flushes like it’s got a tiny brain and it’s mad you’re not done yet. It hits you with water like it’s trying to drown you.

I was just about to finish and it flushed like I was a kid who peed on the floor.

I was doing my business in peace and it flushed like I was in a fight.

It flushed me like I was the villain in a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The automatic flusher has a temper. It flushes you every time you blink, even if you're still in the middle of something important.

I was just thinking about my day and it flushed me like I broke the law.

I was trying to take my time and it flushed me like I was rushing.

I was about to finish and it flushed me like I was a total failure.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Every time you shift, the stall flushes like it’s got a grudge and it’s trying to get you to leave, even though you're not done yet.

I was halfway through my snack and it flushed me like I insulted it.

I was trying to be quiet and it flushed me like I yelled at it.

I was just about to finish and it flushed me like I was the enemy.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The automatic flusher is like a kid who just got grounded. It flushes you every time you move, even though you're still in the middle of something.

I was taking my time and it flushed me like I was late for school.

I was just about to finish and it flushed me like I broke a rule.

I was doing my business and it flushed me like I was a troublemaker.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The stall flushes like it’s got a tiny brain and it’s mad you’re still there. It hits you with water like it’s trying to drown you in the middle of your business.

I was halfway through my snack and it flushed me like I committed a crime.

I was taking my time and it flushed me like I was late.

I was just about to finish and it flushed me like I was a total failure.

by Slangipedia 12d ago