Hair Toast

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When someone douses their hair in hairspray so much it looks like it was dipped in a vat of spray and then cursed by a witch.

My cousin's hair looks like a fire hazard and a bad decision.

He sprayed so much hair product it could’ve been used to start a war.

Her hair is so toasty it could burn a hole in a wall.

Hair that splits right down the middle and waves out like a piece of bread that was fried in hell and then bragged about it.

His hair looks like it was split by a knife and then waved at me.

She parted her hair down the middle and waved it like it was bragging.

That hair split like it had a grudge and waved like it won.

Hair that splits down the middle and waves out like a slice of bread that got a promotion and a raise.

Her hair splits like it’s got a job and waves like it’s happy.

He parted his hair like it had a plan and waved it like it was confident.

That hair splits like it was hired and waves like it’s successful.