hair to grow on the palm of your hand

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A guy gets told he'll grow hair on his palms if he keeps jerking off, and he immediately checks his hands like a fool, making everyone laugh their butt off.
My cousin was told that by his uncle and started flexing his hands like he was showing off at the gym.
My friend looked at his hands like he just discovered he had a third arm.
He checked his palms so hard, he probably got a blister.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy is told he'll have hair on his palms if he keeps jacking off, and he checks his hands like he's looking for a new tattoo.
He looked at his hands like he was checking if he had a new face.
He flexed his hands like he was about to fight a bear.
He looked at his palms like he was searching for treasure.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy gets told that if he keeps jerking off, he'll have hair on his palms, and he checks his hands like he was checking his GPA.
He looked at his hands like he just failed a test.
He looked at his palms like he was trying to find a new job.
He checked his hands like he was looking for a promotion.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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