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A pointless tale told by someone who's so used to being a bore that no one even flinches anymore.
At lunch, my friend told me about the time her hair tie got stuck in a vending machine. No one cared.
My mom texted me a 10-paragraph story about her hair tie saving a cat. I replied with a single eye roll.
In class, my teacher told a hair tie story so long I almost fell asleep. I didn't.