hair tie story

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A pointless tale told by someone who's so used to being a bore that no one even flinches anymore.
At lunch, my friend told me about the time her hair tie got stuck in a vending machine. No one cared.
My mom texted me a 10-paragraph story about her hair tie saving a cat. I replied with a single eye roll.
In class, my teacher told a hair tie story so long I almost fell asleep. I didn't.
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A random tale told by someone who thinks everyone’s sitting there waiting for their story.
My cousin told me about her hair tie story during the movie. I almost left.
At a family dinner, my uncle started his hair tie story. My aunt passed me the phone.
During my workout, my friend told me her hair tie story. I nearly dropped my dumbbells.
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A stupid story that’s so common, people just tune it out like it’s background noise.
At the bus stop, my friend told me her hair tie story. I just stared at the bus.
My teacher told a hair tie story during math. I did my homework instead.
During my lunch break, my coworker told me his hair tie story. I just ate my sandwich.
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