hair tie

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A hair tie is like a jail for your hair that never lets you go and makes you look like a mad scientist who tried to glue their hair to their head.
My hair tie is so tight it thinks it's a noose.
I tried to tie my hair and now it's like a war zone.
My hair tie is the only thing keeping me from crying during math.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair tie is a magical item that disappears when you need it most and shows up when you’re wearing a hat and don’t need it.
I looked for my hair tie for 10 minutes and found it in my sock drawer.
My hair tie went missing during lunch and came back during recess.
I had 4 hair ties and lost them all in 1 day.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair tie keeps your hair from escaping like a prisoner, but sometimes it flies off and lands in the middle of the classroom like it's trying to annoy the teacher.
My hair tie shot out of my head and stuck to the ceiling.
My hair tie went flying during the test and landed on Mr. Johnson's head.
I tried to tie my hair and it escaped to the back of the room.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you’re desperate and have no hair ties, you will use anything, including your shoelaces, your mom’s bracelet, and even your dog’s collar, to keep your hair from looking like a tornado.
I used my shoelace as a hair tie and it looked like a spiderweb.
I tied my hair with my mom’s bracelet and she yelled at me.
I used my dog’s collar and it ran away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair tie is also a thing that women use to wrap around men’s penises for extra friction and to make the man feel like he’s in a wrestling match.
She wrapped her hair around his penis and it felt like a wrestling match.
My sister used a hair tie on her boyfriend and he screamed.
She gave him head and used a hair tie for extra friction.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair tie is like a missile that shoots out of your hand, hurts your thumb, and then types out the word 'monopoly' on your teacher’s computer like it’s trying to take over the world.
I shot my hair tie and it typed 'monopoly' on the computer.
My hair tie flew out and hit the keyboard like it was a keyboard war.
My thumb hurts from shooting a hair tie and typing monopoly.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair tie is also a boy who looks like he just walked out of a trash can but is still kinda cute and you can’t help but stare at him.
That boy is ugly-cute and looks like he slept in a trash can.
He walks in and you can’t help but stare at him.
He’s not hot but he’s kinda cute and looks like a trash can.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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