Hair stache

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When a woman grows a thick, hairy line above her lip like a man’s mustache, but way worse because it’s on a woman.

My aunt’s hair stache looks like a raccoon ate her face.

She tried to pluck it, but now it’s like a squirrel’s nest on her lip.

At the family reunion, my cousin’s hair stache was the main event.

A woman’s mustache so big it could be mistaken for a beard, but it’s still on her face and it’s embarrassing.

My mom’s hair stache is so big, she looks like she’s trying to grow a beard.

She said it’s from all the coffee she drinks, but I think it’s from stress.

At the grocery store, the cashier asked if she was a man in disguise.

When a woman’s upper lip is covered in hair so thick, it looks like it was painted on with a glue gun and a comb.

My sister’s hair stache looks like it was glued on by a kid with no patience.

She tried to wax it, but now it’s like a wild animal escaped her face.

At the gym, the guy next to her asked if she was a member of the hair club for men.