Hair sombrero

Current Trending
#messy#overgrown#epic

3 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

1
A giant fuzzy mess of hair that looks like it was stolen from a donkey’s backside and thrown on your head
My hair sombrero looks like a raccoon threw a pillow at me.
He walks in like a beast with a hair sombrero the size of a beach ball.
My hair sombrero is so big it’s blocking the sun.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
A glorious explosion of hair that makes you look like you just won a fight with a hair dryer and lost
Her hair sombrero is so wild it could start a forest fire.
He looks like a mad scientist with a hair sombrero and a bad mood.
I woke up with a hair sombrero and a hangover.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
A crown of hair so thick it makes you look like a loaf of bread that got hit by a hurricane
Her hair sombrero is so big it’s giving me a headache.
He walks in like a loaf of bread with a hair sombrero on fire.
My hair sombrero looks like it was glued on with glitter and regret.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
xs