Hair-Socket

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Hair-Socket: n. When your butt hairs get all twisted and tangled like a mess of spaghetti after your butt dries out and pulls like a curse from hell.

My butt feels like it's on fire and being pulled by a goat.

I tried to wipe and it was like a warzone down there.

I looked at my butt and it looked like a tangled mess of shame.

Hair-Socket: n. That moment your butt hairs lock up and drag like a thousand tiny rats are chewing your skin after your butt dries and screams.

I sat down and my butt screamed in agony.

It felt like my butt was being pulled by a bunch of angry dogs.

I was walking and my butt was like, 'I hate life.'

Hair-Socket: n. When your butt hairs get stuck and yank like a bad breakup after your butt dries and feels like it's been through hell.

My butt felt like it was being ripped apart by a group of angry raccoons.

I tried to move and it was like my butt was in a wrestling match.

I looked at my butt and it looked like it had been tortured.