hair sniffer

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A man who smells like old socks and thinks he's a king.
@JoeBiden smells like a gym sock after a 3-day marathon.
He walks in and everyone holds their breath.
His hair reeks like a cheese factory exploded.
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A guy who gets the Presidency by being the least dumb one in the room.
He didn’t do anything wrong, he just wasn’t the idiot in charge.
He beat the idiot and no one even noticed.
He’s the reason the idiot is still in charge.
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A person who can't help but sniff people's hair like it’s a bag of chips.
He sniffed my hair in front of my whole class.
He snuck a sniff during the lunch break.
He sniffed my hair and then my armpit.
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