Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hat that squishes your hair like it’s your enemy and you’re both mad.

My hair smashie looked like I got hit by a comb and a curse.

I wore it to school and my hair looked like it had a bad day.

My mom said it was the worst hat since the hat that killed my uncle.

2

That hat that turns your hair into a pancake and then laughs at you.

My hair smashie turned my hair into a flat mess and I cried.

I wore it to the party and my hair looked like it was tortured.

My friend said it was the most embarrassing hat ever.

3

A hat that takes your hair and makes it look like it got ran over by a bus.

My hair smashie made my hair look like it was in a fight.

I wore it to work and my boss said I looked like a sad potato.

My sister called it the most brutal hat in the history of hats.

4

A hat that gives your hair the business and doesn’t care if it’s ruined.

My hair smashie gave my hair the business and my hair cried.

I wore it to the beach and my hair looked like it got sandblasted.

My dad said it was the worst hat since the hat that made my brother cry.

5

A hat that crushes your hair like it’s your arch-nemesis and you’re both tired.

My hair smashie crushed my hair like it was my enemy.

I wore it to the gym and my hair looked like it got squished by a weight.

My friend said it was the most evil hat I’ve ever seen.

6

A hat that takes your hair and makes it look like it got stuck in a trash can.

My hair smashie made my hair look like it was thrown away.

I wore it to the concert and my hair looked like it had no life.

My brother said it was the worst hat since the hat that made my dog run away.