Hair Slap

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When you hit someone’s hair so hard it feels like you’re beating a dead donkey with a mop.

My teacher gave me a hair slap after I said I didn’t know the answer to the question.

My mom hair slapped me because I told her my dog ate my homework.

My brother hair slapped me when I said I wasn’t going to clean my room.

A loud, angry slap to the top of someone’s head that makes you question your life choices.

I got a hair slap because I said I wasn’t going to do my math homework.

My friend hair slapped me when I told her I was going to skip the party.

My dad hair slapped me because I said I didn’t want to go to church.

Slapping someone’s hair so hard it sounds like a pizza being thrown into the trash.

I got a hair slap because I said I didn’t know what the word ‘onomatopoeia’ meant.

My cousin hair slapped me after I told her I was going to fail the test.

My boss hair slapped me because I said I wasn’t going to show up to work.

A slap to the hair that is so loud it could wake up the dead and make the neighbors cry.

My teacher hair slapped me because I asked if I could go to the bathroom.

My sister hair slapped me when I said I didn’t want to eat my veggies.

My grandma hair slapped me because I told her I was going to skip the family dinner.

When you hit someone’s hair so hard it looks like it’s going to fall off and run away.

My mom hair slapped me because I said I wasn’t going to do my chores.

My friend hair slapped me when I told her I was going to fail the test.

My uncle hair slapped me because I said I wasn’t going to help with the yard work.