Hair Sissy

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A human who would rather die than let their hair look like a raccoon got into a fight in a dumpster.

My hair looks like I went through a tornado and a bad breakup.

I can't leave the house if my hair isn't perfect.

This is why I have three mirrors in my bathroom.

A person who screams like a toddler if their hair isn't shiny, straight, and perfect.

I spent an hour straightening my hair and now it’s frizzy again.

My hair looked okay, but I still cried.

I wouldn’t touch my hair if it was on fire.

A creature who would rather eat their own hair than let it look like it was dragged through a mud pit.

I washed my hair five times today just to get rid of the split ends.

I didn’t sleep because I was too busy fixing my hair.

I spent more time on my hair than I did on my homework.