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When you pretend to wash your hair but really just soak it like a soggy noodle while the rest of your body sits in the dirt

My hair is wet, my face is dirty, and I'm still pretending I'm not a human mop.

I took a hair shower so I wouldn’t have to do the real thing. My brain is weak.

I did a hair shower because my showerhead is broken and my pride is even worse.

Those stubborn hairs that cling to the shower like they’re getting paid and then go to live in the drain like it’s a five-star hotel

Those hairs are like little vampires. They suck the life out of my shower.

I found a hair in the drain and it was looking at me like it had a job to do.

My drain is a hair hotel and I’m the manager who doesn’t care.