Hair shark

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A tiny hair spike on top of your head when your ponytail is all messed up like a shark fin sticking out of the ocean

My hair shark is taller than my mom

That hair shark is the reason I failed my math test

My hair shark is so big it looks like a traffic cone

A person who looks for hot people with lousy haircuts so when their hair grows back, they're already waiting to hit on them

That hair shark is like a predator waiting for prey

He’s a hair shark and he’s got eyes for my sister

She’s a hair shark and she’s got a crush on my dad

Your snatch, your pussy, your twat, it's the thing you're happy about when you're doing your business

My hair shark is my favorite part of the day

That hair shark is why I skipped school

My hair shark is so big it has its own zip code

Hair that stands up like a shark fin in the morning, usually because you went to bed with wet hair and god hates you

My hair shark is so bad it's a crime

That hair shark is making me look like a raccoon

My hair shark is taller than my brother