hair scare

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When you go to the barbershop and end up with a bag of hair so big it looks like a squirrel took a dump in your head and then you glue it on your friend's palms because he's too lazy to do anything but pass out and jerk off.

My barber gave me a bag of hair that could feed a family of raccoons.

I glued my friend's hair to his hands and he still didn’t wake up from his nap.

I had to use three bottles of Super Glue just to make my friend look like a hair monster.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your hair looks like a tornado hit your head and you’re too confused to figure out if it’s a new style or just a bad idea.

My hair looked like I had a fight with a blender.

I woke up and my hair was like it had a bad day at the office.

My hair looked like a raccoon had a party in my head.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your barber takes a chainsaw to your head and leaves you with a haircut so bad it could make a dog cry.

My barber gave me a haircut that looked like a chicken got into my hair.

I looked like I had been hit by a hair tornado.

My haircut was so bad my mom thought I had a bad hair day every day.

by Slangipedia 2d ago