hair sandwich

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A big bushy crotch area with two slices of bread smushed around it like a hairy muffin.

My cousin eats a hair sandwich for breakfast every day. It's like a hairy muffin with bread.

I saw my uncle make a hair sandwich with ketchup and mustard. It was gross.

My sister’s hair sandwich is so big it looks like a hairy bread loaf.

When you eat a hairy pussy or cunt like it's the last piece of pizza on the table.

My friend went down on his sister’s hairy sandwich and didn't come up for 10 minutes.

He tried to eat a hair sandwich and got stuck. It was like a hairy pizza trap.

My brother's face was red after eating a hairy sandwich. He looked like a tomato.

A messy snack made with man hair, usually from the balls, and some sticky stuff like peanut butter stuck between two slices of bread.

I made a hair sandwich with peanut butter and it stuck to my face. It was like a hairy peanut butter mess.

My dad eats hair sandwiches every morning. He calls it 'man bread' and it’s gross.

My friend’s hair sandwich had so much peanut butter it looked like a hairy blob.

Sex, like when a cock is the pickle and a hairy pussy is the hairy sandwich. It's the dirtiest lunch ever.

My uncle said his wife is the dirtiest hairy sandwich he ever had. It was like a hairy lunch with a cock pickle.

He compared his girlfriend to a hairy sandwich with a cock pickle. It was the weirdest lunch ever.

My brother’s date was the hairiest sandwich he ever had. It was like a hairy pickle lunch.