hair rape

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Sneaking up on someone and yanking their hair like it’s a rope and they’re about to be hung.

My best friend jumped me from behind and yanked my hair so hard I fell over.

That guy at the bus stop pulled my hair like I was a damn rag.

My mom came in my room and yanked my hair like I was a dog who needed a trim.

Rubbing your face with hair so soft it feels like a baby’s bottom, but it’s your own hair and you’re mad about it.

My girlfriend rubbed her hair on my face and I was like, 'What the hell is this?'

My cousin ran her hair across my cheek like it was a massage and I was annoyed.

My boss rubbed her hair on my face and I almost threw coffee at her.

Coming from behind and messing up your hair like you’re a prisoner and they’re trying to make you look like a fool.

My brother snuck up behind me and messed up my hair like I was a criminal.

My teacher came from behind and messed up my hair like I was being punished.

My friend snuck up and messed up my hair like I was a kid who needed a time-out.

Letting someone grab your hair and play with it like it’s a toy and you’re the one who got picked on.

My crush grabbed my hair and played with it like it was a doll.

My brother grabbed my hair and played with it like I was a kid.

My friend grabbed my hair and played with it like I was a toy.

Cutting someone’s hair like they’re a prisoner and they didn’t get a say in it.

My dad cut my hair like I was a prisoner and I had no idea what was coming.

My cousin cut my hair like I was a kid who didn’t know what was happening.

My brother cut my hair like he was the boss and I was the worker.

Letting someone sneak up and shave your head like you’re a fool and you didn’t even get a warning.

That lady at the salon shaved my head like I was a fool and I was screaming.

My cousin sneaked up and shaved my head like I was a kid who got in trouble.

My teacher shaved my head like I was a kid who didn’t know what was coming.

Getting your first haircut so short you’re like, 'Okay, I’m done. You can just take the rest.'

My first haircut was so short I looked like a raccoon and I was like, 'Take the rest.'

My brother got his first haircut so short I was like, 'That’s it. No more.'

My cousin got his first haircut so short I was like, 'You’re going bald, just accept it.'