Hair Pouch

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A tiny leather bag you wear on your belt to hold hair from hot girls you chase. Like a piggy bank, but for hair and bragging rights.

I got a lock of her hair and it smells like perfume and laziness.

That pouch is full of hair from the girl who laughed at my failed joke.

I carry three hairs from my crush. One for each time she ignored me.

A smelly leather bag on your belt that stores hair from girls you wish were your girlfriend. It’s like a trophy case, but for losers.

That pouch smells like her perfume and my regret.

I keep hair from my ex in there. Just to mock her.

My pouch is full of hair from girls who said no.

A dirty little bag on your belt that holds hair from girls you like. It’s like a piggy bank, but for bad decisions and good hair.

I put her hair in my pouch. Now it’s my lucky charm for failing math.

My pouch has hair from every girl who ever walked past me.

I keep hair from the girl who broke my heart in there. Just to remind me I’m still sad.