Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bushy snatch, usually left to grow wild like a jungle. It’s not mean, just honest.

My cousin’s hair pie is so thick, it’s like a forest. I lost a sock in there.

At the gym, the hair pie was so big, it had its own zip code.

I tried to kiss her, but her hair pie got in the way. It was like a full-on beard.

2

A hairy snatch that’s so full of hair, it’s like a pie made of leg hair.

That girl’s hair pie looked like it came out of a leg hair factory.

He said he’d eat her hair pie for breakfast. He didn’t come back.

She called her hair pie the ‘80s revival’.

3

A hairy snatch that’s so big, it looks like it was made for a panty raid.

During the panty raid, the hair pie was so thick, it took three guys to pull it out.

That hair pie was so big, it could’ve been a football field.

He was stuck in her hair pie for an hour. It was like a horror movie.

4

A hairy snatch so big, it looks like a wookie’s butt with a lot of hair.

Her hair pie looked like a wookie’s butt. I wanted to hug it.

He called her hair pie ‘hip-to-hip wookie bush.’ I laughed so hard, I peed my pants.

That hair pie was so hairy, it had its own nickname.

5

A hairy snatch that looks like it was covered in meat and leg hair.

Her hair pie looked like a meat pie with extra hair on top.

He said it was the meatiest hair pie he’d ever seen. I believed him.

That hair pie was so meaty, it had a side of gravy.

6

A hairy snatch that’s so good, people want to lick it like it’s a dessert.

She called her hair pie a dessert. I ate it with a spoon.

He licked her hair pie like it was a sundae. It was messy.

That hair pie was so good, I asked for seconds.

7

Another name for a hairy snatch, also known as a muff or furburger.

She called her hair pie a muff. I didn’t know what that was.

He said it was a furburger. I thought he was eating a burger.

That hair pie was also called a muff, but I didn’t care.