hair patty

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When your hairbrush coughs up a pile of hair that looks like a greasy burger patty and you’re too lazy to brush it again.

My hairbrush just threw up a hair patty and I’m not cleaning it. I’m too tired.

I pulled out a hair patty and it was bigger than my fist. What is this madness?

Hair patty? That’s my morning. I eat it for breakfast.

A hairy crotch so thick it could double as a breakfast meat.

My sister’s hair patty is so bad I can smell it from the next room.

My gym teacher told me my hair patty was the reason I failed PE.

I tried to shave my hair patty and now I look like a raccoon.