hair parasites

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those annoying hairs that pop up on your stuff like they’re trying to start a war and you swear it’s your best friend’s hair because it looks just like it

My backpack has a hair that looks like it was taken from my best friend’s head and I’m not letting him off the hook

My shirt has a hair that’s clearly from the kid who sits next to me and I’m gonna confront him

My pants have a hair that’s probably from my mom and I’m too scared to ask

by Slangipedia 3d ago

random hairs that show up on your clothes like they’re spies and you always think it’s the person who sits behind you because they have the same hair color

I found a hair on my hoodie and I’m 100% sure it’s from the kid behind me

There’s a hair on my jeans and I’m gonna make him pay

A hair showed up on my shirt and I’m blaming the person who has the same hair color

by Slangipedia 3d ago

those weird hairs that sneak onto your stuff like they’re trying to ruin your day and you always think it’s your friend because they have the same shade of hair

There’s a hair on my backpack and I swear it’s from my friend

I found a hair on my pants and I’m gonna fight him about it

A hair popped up on my shirt and I’m blaming my friend again

by Slangipedia 3d ago

those little hairs that appear on your stuff like they’re trying to take over and you always think it’s the person who sits next to you because they have the same hair color

There’s a hair on my jacket and I know it’s from the kid next to me

A hair showed up on my shorts and I’m blaming my neighbor

I found a hair on my shirt and it’s definitely from the kid who sits next to me

by Slangipedia 3d ago

those hairs that show up on your stuff like they’re trying to mess with your head and you always think it’s your best friend because they have the same hair color

There’s a hair on my backpack and it’s definitely from my best friend

I found a hair on my shirt and I’m blaming my best friend again

A hair popped up on my pants and I’m convinced it’s from my best friend

by Slangipedia 3d ago

those hairs that appear on your stuff like they’re trying to start a fight and you always think it’s the person who has the same hair color as you

A hair showed up on my shirt and I’m blaming the kid with the same hair color

I found a hair on my pants and I’m gonna fight him

There’s a hair on my jacket and it’s definitely from the kid with the same hair color

by Slangipedia 3d ago