hair pancake

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A giant blob of hair so gross it makes your lunch look like a math test. It might be cursed, or it might just be what the drain coughed up after a long day.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s asking for a raise.

I found it in my sock drawer. It’s not a sock. It’s a war crime.

My mom says it’s my dad’s hair. I don’t believe her. He’s not that dumb.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A hair mass so big and ugly it could start a riot. It’s either a monster’s beard or the shower’s last meal.

My friend’s hair pancake is so big it has its own ZIP code.

I tried to brush it and now my toothbrush is crying.

My brother said it smells like regret and old pizza.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A pile of hair so bad it could make a saint swear. It’s like a hair tornado hit the drain and never left.

My hair pancake is so bad my cat ran away.

I tried to use it as a pillow. Now I have nightmares.

My cousin says it’s haunted. I believe her. I saw it move.

by Slangipedia 2d ago