Hair of the girble that bit me

I drank six beers and a whole pizza because I still remember that girble from last night.

I took three pills and a shot of tequila just to forget that thing bit me.

I ate a whole cake at 2 AM because I still hate that girble.

I had to eat a burrito so loud I woke up the neighbor because of that girble.

I took a whole bottle of pills just to stop thinking about that girble's face.

I ate a hot dog and a bag of chips because I still remember that girble.

I drank a whole soda and cried because of that girble.

I ate a whole sandwich and a bag of chips just to forget that girble.

I took a pill and a shot of whiskey because that girble was the worst.