Hair of the Dong

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Getting laid in the morning just to forget how much you got laid the night before.

I woke up with a hangover and a new roommate.

She said she was tired, but she still took my pants off.

He had sex with three girls and then came to my house.

Doing the deed early because you’re too wasted to do it right the night before.

I had sex at 7 a. m. because I couldn’t remember my own name.

She said she had a date, but she just wanted to forget her ex.

He drank so much he had to take a nap after sex.

Having sex the next morning to escape the pain of too much sex the night before.

I had sex with my brother because I couldn’t walk anymore.

She texted me at 8 a. m. and said, 'I need you.'

He had sex with his mom just to get away from his dad.