hair of the dog that bit me

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A drink you chug like a f***ing idiot to forget you f***ed up your liver, even though it just makes you feel like you were ran over by a bus.
I drank a whole bottle of vodka because my hangover was screaming at me.
My boss gave me a coffee and said, 'This is your hair of the dog.' I threw it in his face.
I told my mom I was going to church. She said, 'That’s your hair of the dog.'
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The worst kind of drink you take to forget you took the worst kind of drink the day before.
I drank a Monster energy drink and cried like a baby because I didn’t know what I was doing.
My friend said, 'I’ll take your hair of the dog and turn it into a hair of the dog that bit me.'
I told my dog I was going to drink. He said, 'That’s your hair of the dog.'
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A drink you take like a madman to forget you took the same drink like a madman the day before.
I drank a whole bottle of wine and fell into a hole. I think it was a metaphor for my life.
My dad said, 'That’s your hair of the dog.' I said, 'I don’t want to be a dog.'
I tried to drink my feelings and ended up drinking my brother.
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